Alright, I have obtained permission from Heights, to make a topic. This topic is for the lolz, so here's what this is all about.

POST A JOKE.

Keep it clean, PG13, no racism/sexism/sexualityism. Don't direct jokes at specific people. Chuck Norris facts are allowed, if you don't mind annoying certain people who think Chuck Norris is over-rated.(Death to them~ I mean bless their souls.)

A joke like...

My computer beat me at Chess. D: But it was no match for me at kickboxing. >:]

ok cool then how about this


"Procrastinators of the world UNITE, ...tommorrow."

I went to attend a clairvoyants meeting, but it was postponed due to unforeseen events.

Two Cannibals are eating a clown... one asks the other... "Does this taste funny to you?"

Bruce Campbell > Chuck Norris btw.

I just got this in a text.......

Energizer Bunny arrested!!

Charged with battery.....

Arches eyebrows* Meh why not.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you.......take the pin out and throw it back.

How do you get an one armed blond out of a tree.......wave at her.

A blond went into a store and pointed at the item in the corner before saying "Hey I want to buy that TV.'' the owner then said "Sorry we don't serve blonds."

The blond left and changed her hair color to red before coming back to the store and yet again pointed at the item in the corner before saying "Hey I want to buy that TV.'' and yet again the owner said "Sorry we don't serve blonds."

Again the blond left and again changed her hair color but this time to black before coming back to the store, and yes she yet again pointed at the item in the corner before saying "Hey I want to buy that TV.'' and this time the owner let out a grumble before saying "Sorry we don't serve blonds." This time the blond finally said "HOW DO YOU KNOW I AM A BLOND!?!" The owner let out a sigh before saying "Because that is a microwave not a TV...."

OOC: If a blond person gets upset about this then you crazy, I talking about dumb blonds not blonds in general so chill.

Girls night out


Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been
decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and
walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were
very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business
behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe
with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her
friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to
ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath
that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After
finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and
said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home
last night without her panties."

"That's nothing," said the other. "Mine
came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt
that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

*shakes head sadly*

"I don't know where you've been, lad, but I see you won first prize!"

Grizz

Speech Impediment


Two life-long friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar,
when one said to the other:

"If I ask you a question, will you promise to answer me honestly?"

"Yeah, sure thing," replied his friend, "fire away."

"Well," said the first guy, "why do you think all the guys around here
find my wife so attractive?"

"It's probably because of her speech impediment," replied the second
guy.

"What do you mean her speech impediment?" inquired the first fellow.

"My wife doesn't have a speech impediment!"

"Well," replied his friend, "you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed
that she can't say 'NO'!"